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Omid نوشته بود:

By the time you find Manisa a huasband, I'll be retired and living in my villa in the Nappa Valley region in California. ........................! Razz

Yaaaaay

Let them fight over you and your properties, finally you will fly to California to me
Meanwhile I plan for all your favorite activities. Wink

بساز باهاش ديگه Rolling Eyes

من با ماتيسا بودما

zohre khanoom نوشته بود:

من با ماتيسا بودما

اگه دوست نداري جريمه بشي، ارسال اينطور پستها رو متوقف کن. هر چند تا بخواي به تعداد ارسالهات اضافه ميکنم، فقط رعايت تالار رو بکن.
مرسي.

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Omid نوشته بود:

مانيسا نوشته بود:

اميد جان ماشينت رو پسنديدم اما زبونت رو چي کار کنم ؟؟؟ d'oh!

Don't worry about me being too outspoken. I don't like to intrupt women while they cook so you won't hear me talking to you at all Wink

من که پسنديدمت همه چي ok شد مي مونه مهريه باقي قضايا که مهريه که سال تولدم هست و من متولد سال 1395 هستم البته هجري شمسي

chi chi ro pasandidam hame chi OK shod? You wish! Wink

Now, it's my turn to ask some questions. First, I'd like to see how well you know men. Read the following text and answer the question at the end plesae:

A man wanted to get married but he was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first woman does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon and gets her hair and makeup done, buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed. Applause

The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed. Very Happy

The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed. Razz

Now, which woman do you think he got married to? The beautiful one, the caring one or the smart one?

مگه من چي گفتم ا

شايد شما هر سه تا رو بگيريد؟!!

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اميد جان ماشينت رو پسنديدم اما زبونت رو چي کار کنم ؟؟؟ d'oh!

Don't worry about me being too outspoken. I don't like to intrupt women while they cook so you won't hear me talking to you at all Wink

من که پسنديدمت همه چي ok شد مي مونه مهريه باقي قضايا که مهريه که سال تولدم هست و من متولد سال 1395 هستم البته هجري شمسي

[ltr] chi chi ro pasandidam hame chi OK shod? You wish! Wink

Now, it's my turn to ask some questions. First, I'd like to see how well you know men. Read the following text and answer the question at the end plesae:

A man wanted to get married but he was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first woman does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon and gets her hair and makeup done, buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed. Applause

The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed. Very Happy

The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed. Razz

Now, which woman do you think he got married to? The beautiful one, the caring one or the smart one?
واي چه سوالهاي سختي ترسيدم ، Wink

اما خيلي جدي جواب ميدم به خاطر اينکه اصلا رشته تحصيليم و کارم Business هست بيشتر سرمايه گذاري مي کنم و خيلي جالبه که بدونيد تو سهام و هميشه سهام هايي که مي خرم شرکتش يک سل نشده ضرر مي ده Laughing

و لي مدتي که تصميم گرفتم که بخاطر کمک به آخر عاقبت شرکتهاي بيجاره که من سهامشن رو مي خرو و اونها ضرر مي دن ديگه ز اين کار دست بکشم و جايي ديگه سرمايه گذاري کنم .......اما اگه من از اين آقا پول مي گرفتم هر سه کار رو انجام مي دادم .... به نظر من نبايد با هيچ کدوم ازدواج کنه چون هيچ کدام حد وسط رو ندارن ........حالا سوال ديگه اي هست ?...................... Wink

زياد سوال کني يک وقت پشيمون مي شم هااااااااااااا

Mini نوشته بود:

Ok manisa joon.. then I'll keep that in mind and I PM you as soon as I see someone with that criteria. Just remember to invite me for your wedding please. I'll dance the Pinokio dance.

min jon hatman davatt mikonam azizam fahat kado yadetn nare plz

zohre khanoom نوشته بود:

من با ماتيسا بودما

زهره خانوم جون من مانيسا هستم عزيزم ماتيسا چيه ؟؟؟؟؟

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Omid نوشته بود:

By the time you find Manisa a huasband, I'll be retired and living in my villa in the Nappa Valley region in California. ........................! Razz

Yaaaaay

Let them fight over you and your properties, finally you will fly to California to me
Meanwhile I plan for all your favorite activities. Wink

MY dear you 're so cute and handsome thank you

Omid نوشته بود:

[ltr] chi chi ro pasandidam hame chi OK shod? You wish! Wink

Now, it's my turn to ask some questions. First, I'd like to see how well you know men. Read the following text and answer the question at the end plesae:

A man wanted to get married but he was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first woman does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon and gets her hair and makeup done, buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed. Applause

The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed. Very Happy

The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed. Razz

Now, which woman do you think he got married to? The beautiful one, the caring one or the smart one?

Of course the first women will win the GAME! But if the man is smart enough, he won't choose any of them for marriage; just knowing that there are some competitors for women, causes them to be more loyal to the man and can be better partners than a house wife![/ltr]

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Now, which woman do you think he got married to? The beautiful one, the caring one or the smart one?
واي چه سوالهاي سختي ترسيدم ، Wink

اما خيلي جدي جواب ميدم به خاطر اينکه اصلا رشته تحصيليم و کارم Business هست بيشتر سرمايه گذاري مي کنم و خيلي جالبه که بدونيد تو سهام و هميشه سهام هايي که مي خرم شرکتش يک سل نشده ضرر مي ده Laughing

و لي مدتي که تصميم گرفتم که بخاطر کمک به آخر عاقبت شرکتهاي بيجاره که من سهامشن رو مي خرو و اونها ضرر مي دن ديگه ز اين کار دست بکشم و جايي ديگه سرمايه گذاري کنم .......اما اگه من از اين آقا پول مي گرفتم هر سه کار رو انجام مي دادم .... به نظر من نبايد با هيچ کدوم ازدواج کنه چون هيچ کدام حد وسط رو ندارن ........حالا سوال ديگه اي هست ?...................... Wink

زياد سوال کني يک وقت پشيمون مي شم هااااااااااااا

Nope! I am afraid you failed my test Manisa khanom! You don't know nothing about Men yet. I have no more questions from you. Enjoy dreaming ... Wink

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Of course the first women will win the GAME! But if the man is smart enough, he won't choose any of them for marriage; just knowing that there are some competitors for women, causes them to be more loyal to the man and can be better partners than a house wife!

Sorry, but you are wrong too!

جواب من هم غلط بود؟ يا شايد نفر چهارمي هم در کاره که فقط عشق رو بلده، يعني اي کاش يکي از اين خانم ها چک رو به مرد پس مي داد و ....

hamed_ نوشته بود:

جواب من هم غلط بود؟ يا شايد نفر چهارمي هم در کاره که فقط عشق رو بلده، يعني اي کاش يکي از اين خانم ها چک رو به مرد پس مي داد و ....

Your answer is not correct either. Think about it for a second: you are a "man", you have three choices and you are going to pick one. Now which one would you pick?