Yo guys are still up at this time?!! OK, well, here is a joke for you:

A young girl had just got married and was upstairs with her husband. He was undressing and took off his shirt. Well, he had hair on his chest.

The girl ran downd the steps into the kitchen with her mother, and said ma ma ma he has hair all over his chest. The mother said thats ok, lots of men have hair all over their chest. Now let me stir the spagetti, go up to your husband.

Now the man was taking off his pants and she noticed he had hair all over his legs and body!

She runs down the stairs screaming ma ma, ma ma, he has hair all over his body! The mother says, thats ok lots of men have hair all over their body, now let me stir the spagetti and you go back up there with your husband.

Well he was taking off his shoes and socks. Unfortunately, when he was in the war, he had half his foot cut off.

The girl ran down to her mother screaming ma ma, ma ma, he only has a foot and a half! Ma ma said, here you stir the spagetti, I'll go up...