زبان سین!

زبان سين

در "زبان سين" (slang) بر آنيم تا با ترجمه کلمه به کلمه اصطلاحهاي فارسي به انگليسي (و گاهي برعکس) گامي بلند در گسترش و جهاني تر کردن ادبيات فارسي برداريم. مدتها بود اميد و گاهي خودم، زبان سينهاي فارسي را به طور پراکنده در نوشته هاي انگليسي مي آورديم. اما امشب به اين نتيجه رسيدم که لازم است دست آوردهاي گذشته و آينده! را در جايي گردآوردي کنيم تا امکان انتشار و استفاده از آنها به سهولت فراهم شود.
قديمي ترين و معروف ترين "زبان سين" شايد my face water's gone باشد که تا جايي که بنده ميدانم اولين بار در توفيق به چاپ رسيده بود. و آخرين زبان سيني که ديدم ساخته اميد بود: "Thanks for putting watermelones under my arm"
حال که دانستيد زبان سين چه است، دست به کار شويد.

خودم شروع ميکنم:

Putting horn into one's pocket

اين همين امروز به ذهنم رسيد. هنوز گوگل هم ايندکسش نکرده Very Happy

خر و بيار باقالی رو بار کن Razz

Bring a Donkey and load Fava Beens

I keep my face red with slap Razz

چه باحال

"هوا پسه" چي ميشه؟ The weather is then خوبه؟ Laughing

دست راستت روی سر من Wink

put your right hand on my head

mhaji نوشته بود:

چه باحال

"هوا پسه" چي ميشه؟ The weather is then خوبه؟ Laughing

فکر کنم برای اين ترجمه professional بشه گفت
cloudy or messy

فکر مي کنم به "زبان سين" در فارسي مي گن "گرته برداري".

از سرت زياده
it's more than your head

خيلي توپه!

It's too ball

I catch a cold

من يک سرما گرفتم!

He has a screw bose

she was caught between 2 stools

kill 2birds with 1 stone

زبان سينهايي که نوشتيد عمرا (agely!) به ذهنم نميرسيد Applause

امروز ميخواستم يک زبان سين جديد بسازم اما نشد. يعني هرچي بود به دلم نچسبيد. الان اين زبان سين قديمي به چيزي که ميخواستم بگم خيلي نزديکتره:

Your place is green

این هم یک ایمیل که سابقا در همین مورد به من رسیده:

Hi Friends
When an iranian writes in english !!!

This letter was written by an employee of the NIOC (National Iranian
Oil Company) back in the I960's to his American boss, Mr.Hamilton. Read and
enjoy!!!

Dear Mr.Hamilton
I, the undersigned, have worked in the NIOC in Masjed-Solyeman for
three years, but since Mr.Ahmadi transferred here everything has changed.
I don't know "what a wet wood I have sold him" that from the very first
day he has been "pulling the belt to my lift" With all kinds of "cat dancing" he has tried to become the "eye and the light" of Mr.Wilson.
He made so much "mouse running" that finally Mr.Wilson "became donkey",and appointed Mr.Ahmadi as his right hand man, and told me to work "under
his hand" Mr.Wilson promised me that next year he would make me his right hand
man, but "my eye did not drink water", and I knew that all these were
"hat play", and he was trying to put a "hat on my head" I "put the seal of silence to my lips" and did not say anything. Since that he was just
"putting watermelon under my arms" Knowing that this transfer was only
"good for his aunt", I started begging him to forget that I ever came to see him and forget my visit altogether. I said "you saw camel, you did not see camel"... .but he was not "getting of the devils donkey".. ."what headache shall I give you" I am now forced to work in the mail house with bunch of "blind, bald, height and half height" people. "Imagine how much my aaa burns"
Now Mr.Hamilton, "I turn around your head" you are my only hope and my
"back and shelter"... ."I swear you to the 14 innocents" please "do some work
for me"...."in the resurrection day l'll grasp your skirt"... ."I have six head bread eaters" I kiss your hand and legs"
Your servant

it's on the tip of my tongue Rolling Eyes