God is love , and watches over each and every human being on Earth to make sure he or she has a happy, successful life. Unfortunately, God's Earth shattering powers of supreme might are easily thwarted by people not believing in Him, so He cannot make some people happy. He is best known for creating the universe, forgiving our sins, and deciding who wins the World Cup .

God has been known to use his Earth shattering powers of supreme might in the past, in huge demonstrations of how much He loves each and every person. Some examples are documented carefully in the Bible. Examples include: Flooding the world, burning cities to the ground, and causing plagues, famine, and swarms of locusts to attack people.

In one of the earliest documented cases of Multiple Personality Disorder, God, although one single entity, is actually three different things at the same time. God is composed of The Father, The Holy Spirit, and The Son- or Jesus-. God was not always composed of Jesus however, He just decided one day to include Him on a whim.



Many different cultures around the world see God in their own special way, but all of these ways are wrong except for our way.

Jews don't say the word G-d because G-d is better than the letter O, or any combination of letters put together.

Because of this, He changed His name to Brahma and moved to ancient India. When people started asking Him the same old questions about the existence of Evil and Life After Death and all that, he got annoyed and moved away again.

This cycle of events continued for centuries, until he sent some Avatars around to tell people "just deal with it, I am outa here." Unfortunately, most of them fouled the operation up in some manner.

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See you in hell!