Wife: Honey..... What is You Looking for?

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour

Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.


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Q - What is the Difference between Mother and Wife?

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so.


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Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Wife: Yes and no.


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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
Troubles.


Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my

Father hadn't left me a fortune?"


"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER

WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a

Millionaire?


Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you

Married her?"

Millionaire: "Billionaire"



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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.


boyfriend: Thanks for the warning!

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty Face or my body?

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor"