Two women talikng:


Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me the mirror. I
mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that,
but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I
think.
Woman1 : Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could
easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was
actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long
neck.
Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take
attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your
shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see
how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me
so much easier.

Two Men talking:

Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah.