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Omid  آخر آدم بيکار!
تاريخ عضويت: جمعه 11 آذر 1384 مجموع ارسالها: 3007 اعتبار کسب شده: 1310 محل سکونت: Florida سن: 35 جنسيت: مرد |
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جمعه 01 ارديبهشت 1385، ساعت 21:07 |
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Bahar is a friend of mine who lives in Toronto and works in a government office about two blocks away from where I live. She has put some funny stories of her past dating experinces on her blog. take a look:
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When I first started university (20) I only had one male friend on campus, who was a PhD student. He was a very nice guy and a genius, but I was not interested. More importantly, he smelled and he had weird "touching" habits. so, I had to remind him that he was my only friend on campus, but he had to keep a 2-feet distance from me. Back then I thought: "gee, do all guys smell or only guys with PhDs?"
So, the lucky girl that I was, the first guy I went out with was a teacher and 30 years old. Nice guy, but after a month I realized he had an issue with the fact that he was a "30 year old virgin" and wanted to fix it with me! So, I decided to run like hell! He stalked me for a while until things got ugly. Anyways, that was a terrible experience!
Then I thought "oh boy, I gotta stay away from weird people" and I went out with my first real boyfriend whom I knew from back home. Good thing he didn't smell, but when I got my first engineering job (yay!) he told me "I don't know what this obsession is you have with career. You either marry me in 6 months (and pay my rent) or else!". I was a Canadian citizen (with an income) and he was a (poor) student in dire need of immigration visa. As much as I felt bad for him, I had to tell him that I didn't think we were quite ready for that. He wanted to kill me! A year later, he told me I should stop running into him in Toronto, because everytime he sees me, his life is ruined!
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Source: http://gentlesummerrain.blogspot.com/
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_________________ يادمون باشه هر چيزي جز قتل نفس و خودکشي دليل مناسبي براي مرگ ميتونه باشه
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mhaji  آخر آدم بيکار!
تاريخ عضويت: دوشنبه 19 خرداد 1382 مجموع ارسالها: 3386 اعتبار کسب شده: 3779 محل سکونت: Montreal جنسيت: مرد |
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جمعه 01 ارديبهشت 1385، ساعت 22:30 |
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My other passions include justice, peace, secularism, multi-culturalism and minority rights.
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So here I am again, wanting to experience the magic of having a wonderful and respectful partner in my life, but I have promised not to look for gays, bums, divorced men, smelly men, PhD students, 30 year old virgins, suicidal men and cheap people (should I tell you that story, too?). |
آخي... اميد جان اگه شما ديديش بهش بگيد بره مثل همون خانم استراليايي روي بيلبورد آگهي درخواست شوهر (يا به قول خودش شريک زندگي) بزنه توي يکي از معابر پر رفت و آمد شهر! در اين مقطع سني که ايشون تشريف دارند تنها راهش همينه. البته نوشته 27 ولي 35 ميزنه |
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sedayedel  آخر آدم بيکار!
تاريخ عضويت: جمعه 03 تير 1384 مجموع ارسالها: 3249 اعتبار کسب شده: 5266 محل سکونت: oonvar e donya جنسيت: نامشخص |
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يکشنبه 03 ارديبهشت 1385، ساعت 15:21 |
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جالب بود ولی خدا برای هيچکس نخواد
من نميخوام ناشناخته در مورد ايشون قضاوت کنم ولی به نظر من مشکل ايشون
اينه که سهل الوصل هستند و جوابشون به هر پيشنهادی مثبت تا اينکه عيوب و بديهای رابطه
براشون تجربه بشه ولی اگر بخوان اينجوری پيش برن حا لاحالاها بايد توی وبلاگشون
داستانهای طنز و تراژدی بنويسن
بهشون بگين چشمها بهترين و راستگوترين دريچه وجود آدمها هستند که تا حدی ميشه اطلاعات کلی شخصيت آدمها رو ازش خوند که تا چه حدی روراست, مهربون, باهوش, قابل اعتماد و.....هستند يک کم smart و واقع بين باشن مشکلشون حل ميشه
توی نمونه هايی که ايشون مثال زده بودند خيلی نکات واضحی هست که ميتونستن اصلا شروعش نکنن به قول شاعر "کار بد مصلحت آن است که مطلق نکنيم"
اگر اينجوری پيش بره به قول شوخی مثبتی که چند وقت پيش خودت کردی هم سطح سيب های زير درخت ميشن |
_________________ Never explain yourself to anyone because the person who likes you doesn''''t need it, and the person who dislike you won''''t believe it  .
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Omid  آخر آدم بيکار!
تاريخ عضويت: جمعه 11 آذر 1384 مجموع ارسالها: 3007 اعتبار کسب شده: 1310 محل سکونت: Florida سن: 35 جنسيت: مرد |
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يکشنبه 03 ارديبهشت 1385، ساعت 21:26 |
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I don't know Bahar that well to judge why she goes forward with these weird cases but as far as I know, she is an idealist, emotional girl. So, we will soon here more funny stories as you said. The other problem is her biological clock has started ticking which, naturally, puts her "biological brain"to sleep
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_________________ يادمون باشه هر چيزي جز قتل نفس و خودکشي دليل مناسبي براي مرگ ميتونه باشه
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