Here is a translation guide for dealing with women:




Says: I want a man who is motivated and has goals.
Means: I want a rich man

Says: I want a man who knows how to treat a woman.
Means: I want a rich man

Says: He's from a really good family.
Means: He's from a really rich family.

Help me expand this to a useful dictionary please...

Says: I want an educated man.
Means: I want a rich man. Education is wool

Says: I want a good looking man.
Means: I want a rich and good looking man

Says: I want a gentle man.
Means: I want a humble man (What is "too sari khor" in English?)

Says: The husband of my sister's has bought her a new car
Means: You must buy me a car like that (or more expensive)

Says: I love your principle.
Means: I love your pocket!

I will try to add more synonyms in the next posts!

Thanks Mhaji! Let's keep working on this whever we remember something. I have a request for Sedayedel too: please add traslation lines for what guys say and what they actually mean by that. Thanks in adavnce!

Now that Sedayedel is chikening out , I have to do her job too! Here is some stuff men might say to women and what they really mean:

I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

Let's be friends. (You're ugly.)

Does this mean I am included in the enemy club too?!

Says: How is your mom?
Means: When is she going to die? == I am looking forward to hearing her death news!

Tip No. 1739: Mhaji, you should be very happy when a girl calls you "bad jens"! Go home and cry if a girl ever called you "mehraboon" or "khoshghalb".